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According to Tony Harris, comic artist for various series including Starman, Iron Man, and Ex Machina, cosplayers (specifically female cosplayers) are:
"more pathetic than the REAL nerds"
"have this really awful need for attention, for people to tell [them they’re] pretty"
"don’t know shit about comics, beyond whatever Google image search [they] did to get [references] on the most mainstream character with the most revealing costume ever"
Yep, Mr. Harris, you caught us. Everyone in this picture knows absolutely nothing about comics. Two-Face in particular chose his costume solely to manipulate all the boys at the convention because “the thought of guys pleasuring themselves to the memory of [him] hanging on them with [his] glossy open lips … just makes [his] head vibrate.”
Time to hang up our capes and cowls, boys and girls. We’ve been found out.

According to Tony Harris, comic artist for various series including Starman, Iron Man, and Ex Machina, cosplayers (specifically female cosplayers) are:

  • "more pathetic than the REAL nerds"
  • "have this really awful need for attention, for people to tell [them they’re] pretty"
  • "don’t know shit about comics, beyond whatever Google image search [they] did to get [references] on the most mainstream character with the most revealing costume ever"

Yep, Mr. Harris, you caught us. Everyone in this picture knows absolutely nothing about comics. Two-Face in particular chose his costume solely to manipulate all the boys at the convention because “the thought of guys pleasuring themselves to the memory of [him] hanging on them with [his] glossy open lips … just makes [his] head vibrate.”

Time to hang up our capes and cowls, boys and girls. We’ve been found out.

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